Murphy’s Law

Murphy’s Law in Shimlar


Thanks to Mech Dragon


Law: Drops

  • You will never find a good gem/shadow drop except when you don’t need it.
  • Shortly after buying a gem you will find an exact duplicate from a gem drop.

Law: Quests

  • If you really need to do a quest, someone else will complete it within 3 seconds of them appearing.
  • Shortly after going to the Questmaster’s Hut and the quests appearing you will find out that you can’t do quests again yet.
  • Finding a special is a sure sign that someone else found it a split second before you.
  • If you find the winning special then someone will PK you.
  • When logging onto shim you will find out that you logged on a few minutes too late for quests.

Law: Fanatics

  • If you become tired, the next monster will be a fanatic.
  • If you stop concentrating at the upper half of the screen, the next monster will be a fanatic.
  • If you are in a zone with a purple background, you will somehow mistake the word fanatic for the background.
  • If you encounter a fanatic right before leveling and attack it, it will double-critical and kill you.
  • (if you are questing and you need an assassin, you are sure to skip it the first time)

Law: PKing

  • You ARE about to attack a twink and die. Give up.
  • If the target is somehow not a twink, you will get double/triple/quadruple-criticalled and killed.

Law: Fancy Confirmation “Are You Sure?” Popups

  • Despite the warning, you will buy the wrong item.
  • Despite the warning, you will sell the wrong item.
  • Despite the warning, you will trade the wrong item.
  • Despite the warning, you will enchant the wrong item.
  • Despite the warning, you will disenchant the wrong item.
  • If you do buy/sell/trade/enchant/disenchant the right item, you will shortly find out that it was a bad idea anyway.

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