Murphys Law
Murphy’s Law in Shimlar
Thanks to Mech Dragon
Law: Drops
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You will never find a good gem/shadow drop except when you don’t need it.
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Shortly after buying a gem you will find an exact duplicate from a gem drop.
Law: Quests
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If you really need to do a quest, someone else will complete it within 3 seconds of them appearing.
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Shortly after going to the Questmaster’s Hut and the quests appearing you will find out that you can’t do quests again yet.
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Finding a special is a sure sign that someone else found it a split second before you.
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If you find the winning special then someone will PK you.
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When logging onto shim you will find out that you logged on a few minutes too late for quests.
Law: Fanatics
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If you become tired, the next monster will be a fanatic.
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If you stop concentrating at the upper half of the screen, the next monster will be a fanatic.
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If you are in a zone with a purple background, you will somehow mistake the word fanatic for the background.
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If you encounter a fanatic right before leveling and attack it, it will double-critical and kill you.
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Law: PKing
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You ARE about to attack a twink and die. Give up.
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If the target is somehow not a twink, you will get double/triple/quadruple-criticalled and killed.
Law: Fancy Confirmation “Are You Sure?” Popups
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Despite the warning, you will buy the wrong item.
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Despite the warning, you will sell the wrong item.
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Despite the warning, you will trade the wrong item.
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Despite the warning, you will enchant the wrong item.
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Despite the warning, you will disenchant the wrong item.
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If you do buy/sell/trade/enchant/disenchant the right item, you will shortly find out that it was a bad idea anyway.
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